B2B Sen/Crisis/DerangedDentist/Slapstick

Sen

(a likkle change up of stylee, seen? this one's got a different vibe to it, but I've been playing around with it and thought I should unleash it upon all y'all )

Pit pit patter, let's get at her, can the chatter
When my lyrical shoutgun scatters
I shatter all records, the fact of the matter is
Crisis ya large, but I come much phatter

I'm heavyweight, a head of state, I eminate
mad skillz, yes there's no debate
That I create while you procrastinate
Trust, I'm on time while you're always late

I clock in and lock in, double parkin, I block in
Your wheels dey be stuck, bwoy you best start walkin
I'm shockin the system, the gyals dey be flockin
When I'm pon de mic, Deepsix smooth talkin

I'm sun-kissed and blissed, number one pon de list
You miss my peformance you're sure to be dissed
So criss cross selectah widda flick of your wrist
Up next Jon from Luton, De ranged Dentist

the_deranged_dentist

Sorry for the delay, ive been busy
Do one more round afta this den start the voting, that alright wid everyone???

Lyrical Lyrical DeepSix,came before me
Both in birth and to jump on the m i c
Nows its time for the Deranged D
Gonna get ya hyper, gonna get ya lively

When i vibe i take it to the max,
Play an instrument, i play the sax,
Unlease the jazz inside of me,
unlease bad boy lyrics when i mc

Dig even deeper into my soul,
Find the lyrical skills, which make me flow,
Rhymes which will make ur mind blow,
Get all the booking, roll in dough,

Crisis you beta get ready,
Your up next, so get steady,
On your marks, get set, go
Mash up the mic with your flow

KRYSIZ MC

yeh sen, Den & Crisis back2back/
Gonna $$$$ u up like a sack o' crack/
Givin more flavour dan a pepsi max/
Baddest MC & U know dats a fact/

Know I am bad by tha money I spend/
Claimin ya used 2 be my best friend/
Ya wanna play snake on ma 8310/
Dis cost me paper son, ha think again/

Crisis sound good not bein sarcastic/
Crisis sound $$$$e nah U bein 2 drastic/
Oh carolina yeh me Mr. Boombastic/
Not understand, wot tha $$$$, u a spastic?/

Addicted to dis like u addicted 2 bone/
Crisis tha bad boy like Al Capone/
Spittin bad lyrics 2 make maself known/
Now let tha votin begin and leave me alone.

the_deranged_dentist

Oh k den, No 1 voted

So who won????????

KRYSIZ MC

LOL, I remember this!!!

Sen

Hehe this is definitely more fun than battle rhyming IMO

MR X

iz dere room 4 1 more?

KRYSIZ MC

Yeh go on!!

-MR "X"-

Its my time 2 SHINE,
i chat 2 da baddest B-LINE>in TIME,
take u 2 a level weak mcs will neva FIND,
neva drift/ i neva lag BEHIND,
send a shock right up 2 ur SPINE,
neva cease 2 daze ur MIND,
cuz my talents 2 hard 4 u 2 DEFINE,
intoxic8 wid my rhymical WINE,
dis skill ova mcs r verbally BLIND,
INTWINE>my lyrics,
BIND>da physics,
rite,produce,conduct,direct an SIGN da remix.

-MR "X"-

T 2da E 2da M.P.O,
u neva seen such a change in da lyrical FLO,
OH KNO>da star of da forum SHOW,
DUN KNO>i mec da crowd say BO,
ill cancel out ne courageous FOE,
try 2 test-ill put u on DEATH ROW,
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wen u c da size of my GUN ur its like WOAH,
wen u got nowhere 2 RUN its like WOAH,
wen i lick shot like a TON its like WOAH,
by da time dat im DUN its like WOAH,woah.

-MR "X"-

Im non-STOP,
onda mic im on TOP>i dnt SLOP,
dnt flex widda biddy biddy BOP BOP,
sound like dem chattin 2 wack chart POP,
more mcs r startin 2 FLOP,
put down da mic an pick up da MOP,
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Clean up cuz ur spittin MUCUS,
u just cant DUSS,
ur startin 2 RUST,
u diss fi get CUSS,
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ur as flat as ya girls dash BOARD,
ur as fast as a bruk down FORD,
ur as popular as ur auntie MAURD,
ur as gay as da gayest GAYLORD,
mind say u dnt get FLOORED,
find urself inda intensive care WARD,
medical bill 2 high 4 u 2 AFFORD,
u go ova seas an sell ur $$$$$ ABROAD.

(not directed 2 ne1/just a chat>spit back)

DJMC_HYPER

Gwan widdat.