certain people are getting a bit 'annoyed' that we dont talk lyk propa white people, so lets please these ignorant fools and do it
u alrite mate, went down chip shop today, got me sum fish an chips. saw sum realy fit lads eyein me up, it was well cool.
after that i went shopping and purchased sum really lush trousers, then went and got a west life cd, its well nice. I was wearin my burberry cap today and sum fit bloke in the pub sed i looked mingin, i mean i jus cuda died wiv embarrasment mate.