Any Emcees Come Battle.....

Bob_the_rascal

sum1 one start this off.......

G RyMe

rascal get ripped then stripped clipped str8 in ya gob
cudnt u think of another name jus how weak is bob
are u a fisherman becoz u sure come wiv sumin bait
ok pleaz wait u shud be a fly not ukmusic heavy weight

only 4 bars start it off nicely

Bob_the_rascal

g ryme? ur name hardly imaginative either//
i be droppin a lyrical plague inflicting a fever//
lost boyz pleaz bruv have sum variety//
u fink ur the don, the menace 2 society//
im tellin you im the one, bob1 the fiesty//
grimy, ruffneck rawness//
chat anywhere form bognor regis to a tourbus//
the lawless//
sippin vodka wiv sprite//
i mite be the one to put up a fight//
my devine intervention allows a gateway for light//
vocally murder thee g ryme in my view, in my hindsight..//

continues nicely

G RyMe

il knock u off ya feet bob u feelin a bit like dizzy $$$$$
how can u sc$$$$ that name then try comin wit sumin rich
even if i strapped u 2 a saddle u still cudnt ride $$$$
2 me ur 'h'armless thats y u use ur feet 2 stimulate a clit

do i need 2 go on? ok il murk this wack cat sum more
u need 2 elevate mate look over there that is the lift door
if u put my name 2geva its the gryme il spit over u
& if u spell it backwards il jus hav 2 emyrg & slew u

Bob_the_rascal

g ryme u be messin with the battle cat//
i haggle ur lyrics at a black market stall rack//
step back b4 u get burned with dizzyness//
the only reason ure battlin back is cos ur feelin this//
bob1 lyricist, the only ridin im doin is ur mums saggy tits//
magic from the grave digger is inflitrating this//
the mystery tour ride form the meaningless//
the porcelain structure of ur heart starts to hollow//
ur drastic desperate rap tactics are to follow//
ur mind starts to ripen//
the unveilance of bob1 u cant disfigure//
rippin u limb from limb with my lyrical trigger.....

G RyMe

tryin 2 run ur mouth have u got trainers inside it
i realy aint feelin wot ur sayin blatantly spittin $$$$
u have 2 'B'end 'O'ver 'B'ackwards jus 2 get on my level
ur graves already dug now im reincarnated as a devil

wots that bout my mum ur 2 dumb 2 undastand im da no 1
im battling on 2 forums at the same time both mcs get bun
i cant even b arsed 2 reply but i will using keys not a quill
drill it in ur head that BOB u cudnt never be this ill so chill

Bob_the_rascal

the only bunnin u be doing is by urself//
the little leprachaun on shoulder is sayin "sit back on the shelf"//
ur lyrics form an invalid approach//
u'll be swimmin with benders in a moat//
trying to do the "backwards boy stroke"//
im far iller than you trust me on this one, it's true//
u'll be flipping boys off with kung fu//
and you, the cheek to say i aint on ur level?//
the only way u'll beat me is at ur peril//
i be the soldier, the ruffneck, maestro, the hero//
the foul-mouthed headtoucher gracing you with skill//
and elegance//
im penning this cuss with enuff elequance//
im chilled already and endind your sentiments...........

G RyMe

OK thats 3 verses each let ppl vote im goin 2 get my beers n green 4 the footy safe 4 the battle passed sum time

Bob_the_rascal

safe ryme heavy battle.

PEOPLE VOTE FOR THE BEST MANS LYRICS AND CUSSES! SAFE.

e.k.s

man both of u'z it heavyyy..thank gawd peeps with skillz. I Couldn't stop muh self laughing man. Some funny shyt..

DiabloRedStar

G ryme had a better flow

Bob had better lyrics

G RyMe

obviously ppl dont knw about metaphors,multies.wordplay,punches etc never mind its all good....