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Old 04-12-2002, 01:29 PM   #1
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Default a mugger stoped by a fish!!

a woman stopped a mugger takin her bag by smashin him in the balls with a 10lb frozen fish.

this made me chuckle so i thought id let you all in on this story.
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Old 04-12-2002, 01:33 PM   #2
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Did it hurt James?
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Old 04-12-2002, 01:51 PM   #3
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please dont post breeze in my thread go and eat some more grease you fat slag.
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Old 04-12-2002, 01:54 PM   #5
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Why dont you take your 'cool' insults and shove them up your fathers dirty crevases.
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Old 04-12-2002, 01:57 PM   #6
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oi law you got to stop eatin so much food man your mum and dad are goin skinny.when i sent them 4 mc donalds straws they wrote bak"thanks for the leg warmers"
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Old 04-12-2002, 02:00 PM   #8
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Originally posted by ALL MIGHTY SINISTA
oi law you got to stop eatin so much food man your mum and dad are goin skinny.when i sent them 4 mc donalds straws they wrote bak"thanks for the leg warmers"


that wuda been funny a few years ago, secondary days n sh1t.
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oi look gunnin fat ugly deformed slobs is easy so im gonner stop gunnin you now law.
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I see the lame school cusses fairy has been visiting again James.

You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Shouldnt u be out pretending to be a gangster anyway?
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Old 04-12-2002, 02:10 PM   #12
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ahhh how refreshing how carnage.
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Old 04-12-2002, 02:11 PM   #13
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how are you any way darling?
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No flirting please i'm not your type - not inflatable.

You'll start liking real ladies soon and will learn to speak to them properly. I promise.
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thanks.
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Originally posted by ALL MIGHTY SINISTA
please dont post breeze in my thread go and eat some more grease you fat slag.


LOOOOOL !! you joker
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Old 06-12-2002, 04:25 PM   #17
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Yes Emma, hillarious wasnt it.
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Indeed.
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Old 06-12-2002, 09:42 PM   #19
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Yes Slick it was !
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Yeah, dont think I've ever read anything so funny in my ife.
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