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5 Reasons why FASTLANCE is a eeeediot


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Old 31-12-2002, 04:04 PM   #1
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Default 5 Reasons why FASTLANCE is a eeeediot

1.Hes tried to say rah rah about b live.When the majority of people think hes the best in the scene

2.Hes a General but still lives at his mothers house.hahahahah
(real badboy)

3.This eeediat took time out to make a tune about logan sayinhe wants logan to suck his tings.Are you a chi chi man?

4.The track that you made i dunno if it was you but the voice has got to be one of the worst ive ever heard your timing was off.And you sounded like you had your nuts stuffed up a sheeps ar$e!

5.You should becareful how you disrespect on these forums.Sayin their rubbish is one ting.But disrespect is another.I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE OR WHO YOU KNOW.YOU ARE AN EEDIOT.ha ha ha ha ha

I still cant get over you made a track about logan thats joke
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Old 31-12-2002, 04:10 PM   #2
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6. He doesn't know what you're talking about when you tell somebody to "Allow It".
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Old 31-12-2002, 04:11 PM   #3
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Basically are we agreeing that we should meet him and kik the $$$$ out of him????


And as you say give him a gatty new year
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Old 31-12-2002, 04:25 PM   #4
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this topic aint UKG
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Old 01-01-2003, 05:43 PM   #5
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yer it is......
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Old 01-01-2003, 06:06 PM   #6
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why FASTLANCE is a eeeediot

Originally posted by DJ Shorty-J
1.Hes tried to say rah rah about b live.When the majority of people think hes the best in the scene

2.Hes a General but still lives at his mothers house.hahahahah
(real badboy)

3.This eeediat took time out to make a tune about logan sayinhe wants logan to suck his tings.Are you a chi chi man?

4.The track that you made i dunno if it was you but the voice has got to be one of the worst ive ever heard your timing was off.And you sounded like you had your nuts stuffed up a sheeps ar$e!

5.You should becareful how you disrespect on these forums.Sayin their rubbish is one ting.But disrespect is another.I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE OR WHO YOU KNOW.YOU ARE AN EEDIOT.ha ha ha ha ha

I still cant get over you made a track about logan thats joke



1. I dont give a $$$$ what other people think, $$$$ is $$$$

2. And your a dude with a $$$$ing icon of animated kids holding guns!

3. I only made the tune, not rap on it fool

4. Goto 3

5. Eat a $$$$
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Old 01-01-2003, 06:09 PM   #7
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ha ha ha ha.

What did you make the beats on a speak and spell?
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Old 01-01-2003, 06:17 PM   #8
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Yer moms tits! that snare you hear is me slaping my $$$$ on her nipple!
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Old 01-01-2003, 06:41 PM   #9
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[edited it]
on 2nd thoughts, Ill keep out, its not my beef
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Old 01-01-2003, 06:46 PM   #10
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That's right $$$$$ boy!
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Old 01-01-2003, 07:18 PM   #11
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btw, ur such an "internet badman"! All bad sitting online on a forum...

That makes you bad innit! Original? Nuttin original about trying to be "bad" - look at some of the peeps on here thinking theyre suttin theyre not. u aint original. u fit in.
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Old 01-01-2003, 07:19 PM   #12
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U KNOW WAT BADMAN.U SHOULDNT RUN UR MOUTH TO ME

U DONT KNOW ME BUT I KNOW U.DONT TEK BADMAN FI $$$$$HOLE.

IF U WAS A BADMAN MR INTERNET BADMAN U WOULDNT DISRESPECT A MANS FAMILY.

I WILL CLAP YOU
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Old 01-01-2003, 07:20 PM   #13
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den u got the front to call the General Midi bhangra muzak in ur sig, "tunes".
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Old 01-01-2003, 07:22 PM   #14
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Originally posted by DJ Shorty-J
U KNOW WAT BADMAN.U SHOULDNT RUN UR MOUTH TO ME

U DONT KNOW ME BUT I KNOW U.DONT TEK BADMAN FI $$$$$HOLE.

IF U WAS A BADMAN MR INTERNET BADMAN U WOULDNT DISRESPECT A MANS FAMILY.

I WILL CLAP YOU



With your avitar right?
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Old 01-01-2003, 07:22 PM   #15
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Originally posted by DJ Shorty-J
U KNOW WAT BADMAN.U SHOULDNT RUN UR MOUTH TO ME

U DONT KNOW ME BUT I KNOW U.DONT TEK BADMAN FI $$$$$HOLE.

IF U WAS A BADMAN MR INTERNET BADMAN U WOULDNT DISRESPECT A MANS FAMILY.

I WILL CLAP YOU


This is the fakeness Im on about. He aint jamaican but hes trying it HARDCORE. He will just look like a fool and Ill laugh at him in the streets.
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Originally posted by djaguk
den u got the front to call the General Midi bhangra muzak in ur sig, "tunes".


"General Midi bhangra muzak " haha I like that.
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Old 01-01-2003, 07:31 PM   #17
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seriously though shorty-gay you cant expect people to take you seriously when you favorite garage tune ever is GOTTA GET THRU THIS$
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LMAO
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Old 01-01-2003, 07:50 PM   #20
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IF SHORT GAY AINT JAMAICAN, HE IS TRYING DAMN HARD! I SHUD SHOW HIM SOME JAMAICAN STYLE AND PUT ON A REGGAE BOYS SHIRT AND $$$$ HIS SISTA AND MAKE HIM A MIXED HALF BRO.

I WAS WITH SHORT J RIGHT UP UNTIL HE TRY BUSS MY DIALECT WHICH FOR SOME REASON PISSES ME OFF, I DUNNO WHY, ITS JUS AN INVASION AND IM NOT FEELING IT. IF HE IS JCAN, HE CAN PM ME AND I WILL APOLOGISE PUBLICLY BUT ALL I SEE IS A WANNBE MISGUIDED BOY LOVING GOTTA GET THRU THIS.
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