Schmuck!

Zigaboo

Hello UK music,

It's a huge honour to be able to send a message to the whole of UK music. I'd just like to send a very personal hello to Ian Paice and everyone in Showaddywaddy!

While I have the attention of UK Music, I'd like to tell you all about my band.

Yes, yes, I'm just another $$$$head in a band; I know you've heard it all before what with that guy with the hair and that band singing about chicks on dancefloors. Not to mention that guy who was in the army and ended up jumping into the sea (he survived unfortuneatly) not that I'm mentioning that.

So there you have it I hope you like our songs and the considerable effort we go to every week to rehearse. Rehearse. And practice. Oh god it's a horrible existence.

I'm the drummer. LOVE US.