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  1. 25-10-2005 05:57 PM #1
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    exclamation Ya Mum Cusses!!!!

    Lets cuss mums 4 jokes!!!
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  3. 25-10-2005 07:31 PM #2
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    ur mums so dumb she got locked in tescos and starved to death.

    ur mums so dumb she got locked in the toilet and pissed her self.

    ur mums such a slut shes been engaged more times than bt.

    ur mums like a double decker bus... 40p to get on top.
    JACK_YOU said at 13-07-2005 09:15 PM :
    officially maddest person ever!

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  4. 25-10-2005 07:52 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by nOrTh_WeSt
    ur mums so dumb she got locked in tescos and starved to death.

    ur mums so dumb she got locked in the toilet and pissed her self.

    ur mums such a slut shes been engaged more times than bt.

    ur mums like a double decker bus... 40p to get on top.
    Please is that all you got ?

    Check this Yo mommas so dumb she has to write her adress down before she leaves home

    Yo mommas so dumb she steals free bread.

    Yo mommas so fat when she steps on scales it shows her phone number.
    "S" Is FoR sUpEr
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  5. 17-06-2006 05:45 PM #4
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    both u guys need to update ya jokes cuz dere $$$$.
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  6. 17-06-2006 07:35 PM #5
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    "Yo mommas so dumb she steals free bread."

    How Cn You Steal FREE Bread ?
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  7. 18-06-2006 03:11 AM #6
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    o i got one i got one ! ya mumz so dumb!... i actually dnt kno any lol
    http://tinypic.com/kdwcp2.gif
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  8. 18-06-2006 07:48 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teknikal_Kid
    "Yo mommas so dumb she steals free bread."

    How Cn You Steal FREE Bread ?
    Well I thought it was good
    "S" Is FoR sUpEr
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  9. 19-06-2006 12:40 PM #8
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    ur mum's so dumb she got ran over by a parked car

    ur mums so ugly her make up brand is called "why bother"!

    ur mum is such a slag that she has had more helmet than hitler's army
    moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! !
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  10. 28-06-2007 12:59 AM #9
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    Your mum is like a Vendin Machine. 50p a Go

    Your mum is like a breifcase shes only open for business.

    Your mum is like a TV. even a 2 year old can turn her on.

    Your mum is so stupid when god was givin out brains she thought they was milkshakes and asked for one EXTRA THICK.
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  11. 04-07-2007 09:11 PM #10
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    your mum is soo stupid she spent 2 hours looking at a orange carton jst because it said concentrate
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  12. 04-07-2007 09:15 PM #11
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    yo mumma is soo fat were i here right now
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  13. 04-07-2007 09:21 PM #12
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    Your momma is soo fat people run around her 2 exersise
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  14. 19-09-2007 05:37 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady_Tinkerbell
    Lets cuss mums 4 jokes!!!
    no emo
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  15. 21-09-2007 05:58 PM #14
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    ok
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    lol theres actually a forum dedicated to it, thats awesome.













    my blog: http://theundersound.blogspot.com/
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  17. 20-02-2008 10:16 PM #16
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    Your mum so dumb she walked into a chair shop and sat on the floor

    Your mum so fat she plugged up a hole in the ozone layer

    You dont know a lifetime! Try walking around your mum

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    Default belt it out

    http://www.beltitout.co.uk

    hello,

    i have been to this great site where you can upload your tracks that youy have sung on and recorded. its so easy to you and its free.

    its just really fun plus it has just launched, give it a look.

    cheers guys and gals

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  19. 16-04-2008 09:07 AM #18
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    yo mamma so ugly wen she threw a boomerang it never came back
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  20. 16-04-2008 09:08 AM #19
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    yo mamma so dumb wen she went to court and the judge sed ORDER she sed burger and fries!!
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  21. 16-04-2008 09:09 AM #20
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    everytime i keep going ur MOM keeps callin me back, me back!
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