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This is a discussion on Ya Mum Cusses!!!! within the Chit Chat forums, part of the Popular Forums category; Originally Posted by Halo Please is that all you got ? Check this Yo mommas so dumb she has to ...
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your mum is so fat....she pisses out donut glaze
your mum is soo worshipped ...every year 500 men make a pilgrimage to her bed
the diff between ur mum and a mosquito is that ...wen u slap a mosquito it stops sukin...but wen u slap ur mum she suks harder
lol ur mum is soo fat when she fell down the stairs she made the EastEnders beat lol
ur mum is so fat she couldn't fit through the door
lool soo dry !!!!
Lol ya mums so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptised
ya mums so fat she has her own post code
your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factorey
your mums so fat even heather off eastenders feels sorry 4 her
your mums so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the ova side
Last edited by deriece; 11-06-2010 at 04:36 PM. Reason: more cusses
Dry Skin. Your mum's skin is so dry its dryer than digestive biscuits
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Ure mum is so dumb that wen sumbdy rang the bell she went out the window and said DING DONG. (y)
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Your mum is so dumb that when they gave her £100,000,000 Budget She Said "Take no Budget".
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lol ur mum is so fat she needs a map to find her but.
ur mum is so dumb...
she sold her car to buy petrol
she returned a doughnut to the shop because it had a hole in it
she thought Eminem was delicious
is so ugly wen she saw a chines guy he opened his eyes
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ur mums so fat wen she jumped in the se de wales sed we r family!!!
your so dumb when you saw a donut you didnt eat it because it had a hole in it
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your so fat when you walked past the t.v i missed hole season of simpsons
your so ugly you need your own licence
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your so ugly sientists thought you was a new species of a animal
OOOOOO that is madd
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your so fat and stupid you only know how to spell KFC
whoa What the MumMM!
your mums so poor wen she found 1 p on the street she sed jackpot
Ur mums so fat not even asdas can roll her back!!
For the lulz :
1.Ur mum is so old she ridez dinosaurs.
2.Ur mum is so old she sat next 2 Jesus in yr 2.
3.Ur mum is so weak when she pulled the triger of a gun no bullet came out.
4.Ur mum's teeth r so yellow the produce daffodils.
5.Ur mum is so ugly she made blind people cry.
6.Ur mum is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
7.Ur mum is so skinny her husband buys her clothes for 1yr old.
Your mum so dumb she walked into a chair shop and sat on the floor !lol
cusses your so ugly you have 2 creep up on your mirror
your mums so ugly, she went to a haunted house and came out with a job application
your mums so fat, everytime she turns around its her birthday
your mums so dumb, she sits on the T.V and watches the sofa
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