Ya Mum Cusses!!!!

[bmfalpha]

Here's sum
yo mums so dum
she called me to get my number
she put lipstick on her haed to make up her mind
she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order
she tried to drown a fish
she tripped over a cordless phone
she went to a pet food shop and thought cat mix was a cd for cats
wen she missed the number 44 bus she took two 22 busses instead

[pauledred]

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[sukh123]

yo momma soo fat when i rolled over twice i was still on her
yo momma is like a rugby pitch evryone gets a try

[vodka_cola]

lol.... hehehehe...

[RPGFTWFU]

Yo momma's so fat her lipgloss is bacon fat.

Yo momma's so poor when you ring the doorbell her toilet flushes.

Yo momma's so smelly she turned right guard left.

[deadpool2345]

yo mommas so dumb, when the doctor told her to eat her greens, she went bankrupt!
:P

[RicoVal]

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrr Mum so old, Julius Cesar was her pimp!! xD that was so dry! But eff it!

[Lexy]

Yo mommas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out! HAHAHAHA!

[ish525]

yo mamma so fat she steped on the scales and it said one at a time please!
yo mamma so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mamma so ugly she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry we dont accept professionals

[killer2000]

ya mama is so fat she can produce her own backing fat when she swets

[michaeljackson]

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[chris097]

Your mama is so old she drove a chariot to high school

[killer2000]

ya mum is so ugly and scary she put scream out of business.

[leeK]

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[OutCold1]

Yo' momma so fat that when she was seen sunbathin' on the beach they tried to roll her back into tha sea when the tide came in.

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[killer2000]

[COLOR=Orange]i know that this is a cuss web site but i have to get this out of my head.

i hate someone who lives in my area i wan't to punch them soo badly they get rude to me about 30% of the time and yet i helped them out in primary school and now their turning their back on me i swear down right now if they get rude to me again i will hit them so badly they won't be able to go into public with out people saying errrrr or ahhhhhh because he's so scary the $$$$ head. so once again soz for it not being a cuss but i had to get it out of my head. later. killer2000

[runerx10]

no matter what... none of you mans can murk like dizzee though

[poonamg]

Oh..!!!
it's a great idea..!!!





see this comedy seans

[dumblolwtf09]

you guys are dumb listen to these:
yo muma so fat small objects orbit her
yo muma so ugly she makes the clouds cry
yo muma so ugly boris johnson paid her to stop lookin at him
yo muma so fat when she went shoppin she oly come back with the doors
yo muma so fat kids use her as her climing frame
yo muma so ugly people in the circus pay to stop lookin at her
yo muma so fat that she could be the 8th continent
yo muma so fat that she blocked out the sun
yo muma do fat that she ended world pobity