Things I Hate About Girls!!!!!!!!

[Blazey]

These are some things that piss me off...........


1. If your going out and your girl starts moaning, you then cancel all your plans with ur people to make her happy, you stay in BUT SHE STILL IS IN A BIG DUTTY STINKING STROP!!......


2. When girls say "ahhh im soo fat" when they know they aint, they just want guys to say "ohh noo u aint ur perfect"


tsssssk girls eh


3. When girls dont understand that its ok to have female freinds, "ohhhh so who was that girl you stopped to and spoke to in the street".......tsssssk


4. When they hunt thru all your text messages.........


grrrrrrrrrrrr


hehehe when a girl uses the "ohhh im soo fat" just turn around and say "yeh you are ya fat cow", take a look on her face then......

[lady phoenix]

1) the girl neva sed cancle your plans she just said she was upset u sud of gone wid ur bedrins for an hour to keep u in a gud mood n still saw ur gyal for a bit! if shes in a mood do summit to cheer her up instead of sitting around like a useless $$$$$!

when we say were fat sum of us r beggin compliments others really do feel insecure of our appearance u sud say we have a great figure but if were unhappy about it we cud go to they gym together l8er or sum $$$$ like that dont say yeah u r fat cos lardy jesus u will b cussed n $$$$$ slapped!

Men r dogs n cheaters thats y we ask u who ur chattin to pon street esp if you dont introduce us! if your talking to a male friend i also expect to be introduced as your woman not just my name!

Going through text msg best way to get an insight into wat ur man i slike who he talks to and wat about if you dont le tme look your obviously hiding summit!

dont make me write a list about wat i h8 about men !!!!!!!

[Lyrical_Shotter]

oh my days this has juss made me BENN im wid Blazey on diss BIG UP BLOOD uno dese tings...

yeah ino bout all dem 1s u say ur fat but yet u decide to wear the low cut top that shows off ur tummy n sum $$$$$ rider dat shows ur whole leg length.. BEG ATENTION.

I hate wen gyals juss assume ur cheatin n no not necessarily cuz we dont let u look in our fones it dusnt mean were cheatin dats juss sayin u dont truss us like im sure if we were tryin 2 go thru ur textes u wud be like NO!

either way with if we cancelled or not 2 be with u ur still always inna strop den we get moaned at for spendin TIME with OUR gyal

u say were allowed 2 have femailes frends but really were not but ur allowed 2 round the manz in ur TITE TITE UP $$$$$ rider flirtin... HMMMMM

Fiona u judge 2 much gurl how can EVERYMAN be a lier n cheat... so the ppl that r 2geva now and have been 4 years and are happy n have neva cheated or wha eva wha bout them?

ive been hurt by a gyal i feel like ahhh gyals piss me off i dont wanna open my heart up 2 ne1 else but i dont think ALL gyals are $$$$$es n were not all bloodclart doggs... der probbaly juss UR mnaz u get me

GURLS?............................................ ..... L OOOOOOO NNNNNN GGG

[Paul Rose]

Originally posted by lady phoenix
1) the girl neva sed cancle your plans she just said she was upset u sud of gone wid ur bedrins for an hour to keep u in a gud mood n still saw ur gyal for a bit! if shes in a mood do summit to cheer her up instead of sitting around like a useless $$$$$!

Is cancelling his plans not doing something to cheer her up?

Originally posted by lady phoenix
when we say were fat sum of us r beggin compliments others really do feel insecure of our appearance u sud say we have a great figure but if were unhappy about it we cud go to they gym together l8er or sum $$$$ like that dont say yeah u r fat cos lardy jesus u will b cussed n $$$$$ slapped!

1) If you're unhappy about your appearance do something about it and stop moaning. If you're paranoid go get some councilling. Don't take it out on your man!2) If you slap a man expect to be slapped back.

Originally posted by lady phoenix
Men r dogs n cheaters thats y we ask u who ur chattin to pon street esp if you dont introduce us! if your talking to a male friend i also expect to be introduced as your woman not just my name!

The real reason for women demanding to know about all contact with the opposite sex is that women are neurotic paranoid freaks. If you're paranoid go get some councilling. Don't take it out on your man!

Originally posted by lady phoenix
Going through text msg best way to get an insight into wat ur man i slike who he talks to and wat about if you dont le tme look your obviously hiding summit!

No it's nosey, and betrays an underlying neuroses. If you're paranoid go get some councilling. Don't take it out on your man!

[Lyrical_Shotter]

LOVIN DA WAY UR DROPPIN EVERY SO OFTEN -->

If you're paranoid go get some councilling. Don't take it out on your man!

TO TRU!!

[Lyrical_Shotter]

id neva eva hit a gyal.....

but id shake her about like a doll

gyals judge 2 much n expect 2 be able 2 doo all the things we cant......

whas dat about u can do certain things but wen we attempt it, its like NO I DONT THINK SO LOVE....

if ur allowed 2 do it so r we

STANDARD!!!

[simonbwoy1]

One of the most annoyin ting dat girls do is ask the "Who dat"

Your walking down the street, you see a girl, she says "hello" you reply "hey, whats up"...

Then about 2 mins layta your girl will say "who's that"

I hate it when my gyal does that. I know she dont know who the gyal is so whats the point in telling her the name.

So you say, "Oh seen, that was Marie.."

Then you girl replies.... "Whos Marie?" What the fu*k is that about.

Its like they expect you to go through the archive of how you met them. Its stress though cuz you know seh that 80% of the gyal you know you either met them in a club or on road. No matter which one you say will mek you gyal be even more nosey.

... It only so many time you can say "yeh i know from back in Senior/Primary/Nursery skool!!!

[Blazey]

Simon, ive had bare problems walking thru Broadmead on Saturdays, especially when ive been djing the night b4, ill have random girls saying ello, its murdah....

But i get what your saying, and when you live in a small town like us, its harrrsh.

[J.K.]

So true!

What pisses me off even more is the idea that we're all meant to act like "gentlemen" like we're living 60 years ago, but women seem to make their own rules. A girl said to me once on a cold day "if you were a proper gent you'd give me your jacket to wear". So I replied "if you were a real woman you'd make me some lunch". I don't have a problem with being gentlemanly really, but it's the double standards that do my head in!

[Blazey]

^^^ bruv!!! i get you !!!

"if you were a true gentle man you would open the doors for me"


my reply


"if you were a true woman you would iron my clothes"



And they are allways on about equal opportunities, with their feminist bull$$$$.

Here about the Woman who sued her boss for £3000 because he stated in a memo she had sexy legs..........$$$$ing petty or what.


Now the $$$$$ gotta look for a new job, was it really worth it.


Im just in a bad mood wid women today......


and also, when u try and get freaky, "ohh im tired", but when its their turn to get horny their tuggin on your $$$$ and licking ur neck..........


And also, if i was to pinch a womans but on road, i would get arrested for sexual abuse, but when a woman does it, its alllll good.............

[Lyrical_Shotter]

all u manz are chattin so much sence in here

like i said women always expect the royalty treatment and go on like they know best....

dont even get me started on when your in the car drving you've been told where to go and have got the directions but no she insists on telling you where to go...
turn left here no right there after 3 hours of driving your lost... look now she says youve made us miss the party its all your fault...
if u wasnt playin miss no it all n nagging i wud of got us there GEEEEZ!!

and y is it wen us manz talk bout next gyals sayin she pretty reh reh we get vexed at but when the gyal does it, its innocent...... i think not its juss the same...

not that i mind paying for my gurl all the time but if YOU as US out then we expect YOU 2 pay cheap ass

[Slick Miss]

BLA BLA BLA BLA

[lady phoenix]

^ men chat $$$$!

no its not my experiance of men that makes me think there all lieing dogs its just standard fact :P

nah on a level sum of u r nice and deacent others r $$$$s!

i dont expect gentlemen treatment or to have a man pay for me as i like being independant but i find that can drive men up the wall aswel!

[lady phoenix]

and daniel wen u cum online were going to have a deep conversation about this TRUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lady::Zesta]

Originally posted by Blazey



1. If your going out and your girl starts moaning, you then cancel all your plans with ur people to make her happy, you stay in BUT SHE STILL IS IN A BIG DUTTY STINKING STROP!!......

Nah ive never dun dat... he asked ME to cancel!

Originally posted by Blazey

2. When girls say "ahhh im soo fat" when they know they aint, they just want guys to say "ohh noo u aint ur perfect"

dey say dat to uva girls as well not just boiz! and dat pissses me off to.. so i dont say it!

Originally posted by Blazey

3. When girls dont understand that its ok to have female freinds, "ohhhh so who was that girl you stopped to and spoke to in the street"

Course man! ur THEIR property! if u saw her chattin 2 a boy im sure ud do da same! but dats kinda rubbish coz if my mum woz chattin 2 sum1 in da street id ask who it woz too.

Originally posted by Blazey

4. When they hunt thru all your text messages.........

I dont do dat... coz i know dey'll wana read mine too.. and wen uve dun dat a few tyms it jus gets looong

[Mi$LeD_YoUtH!]

LoL know what its nice to see some man post up some sence on these boards!!

gotta say i did nuff laughin when readin through this thread!!

that give a $$$$$ a slap line was class!! true say sometime girl need be put in their place!! know what get me mad is way girl who is weak and small think she can hit a big man and get away with it!! nah............ face consequences!!

every action has a greater or equal reaction!!

[Lady::Zesta]

where did all dis violence cum from! jeeez man! da real way of showing strength would be to jus walk away, tell her its over or woteva ur sayin... not lashin out and hittin her! it shows u can control urself! where as hittin sum1 is jus weak... not only hittin girls.

[Mi$LeD_YoUtH!]

nah its a show of personal choice more then anything else!! girl choose to show stupidity, so i choose to show her a close up of my palm!!!

if some1 hits u, u hit them back!! its only rite and fair!!

[Slick Miss]

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[MeGa]

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