Most Embarrassing moments with the opposite sex....

[dj_gambit]

Ok, I'm gonna start this one off...

Mine is not that bad but at the time I wanted to curl up into a ball and DIE....

Ok it was at a xmas work party(let me just set the scene) for a WELL known retail company that I worked for. 2 branches were having a joint party in a small club....

Anyway, I was ON some girl(chattin via txt and that) from the other branch- She was kinda fit but had a man(standard). The party was in full swing and then I noticed her walk in(with no man)...

She didn't come up to me straight away but eventually we ended up chattin...

BUT....When she came over to me she started to talk real close to my ear, as you do in a loud club. And I like a FOOL thought that she was greeting me with one of those Italian/french peck/kiss on the cheek things...

So there she is talking about Whatever and I pecked/kissed her on the cheek...

She stopped what she was talking about and there was an awkward silence for about 30 seconds, during which I wanted to jump out of a window or something. Eventually someone came over to her and started another random conversation.

She left soon after and I kinda never spoke to her again...AGGGHHHH!!!!

This was the worst moment ever that I can think of... Does anyone else feel brave enough to submit....Does anyone have any mad/funny stories like Spud from Trainspotting and the s h i t all over that girls parents...LOL

Come on...

[Playboy RoMezZz]

LOL.. WERNT THAT BAD BRUV.. HMM LET ME THINK I DONT THINK IVE GOT ANY YA NAH

ALHTO I HAVE BEEN SLAPPED BY A GYAL INFRONT OF NEXT PEOPLE, WHICH IS SHAMEFUL BUT WERNT GONAN RETALIATE

[dj_gambit]

lol.........my mate got slapped by a girl.......then switched

i heard it was bad!

[Playboy RoMezZz]

nah couldnt bring myself to ht a $$$$$ i mean Lady but id give thena good shake

n then of course theres trippin infront of your gyal

[Cold As Ice Cru]

The darkest moment ive had was when i stuffed this bush pig and she fell asleep. When she woke up i was $$$$ting on her chest.

Fat $$$$$!

[Playboy RoMezZz]

[Katie Attwood]

I am working for a company called Talkback and we are looking for people with embarrasing party stories to take part in a new programme that we are making. If you might be interested in taking part please e mail me at katie.attwood@talkbackthames.tv with your embarrasing story! Thanks

[Katie Attwood]

I am working for a company called Talkback and we are looking for people with embarrasing party stories to take part in a new programme that we are making. If you might be interested in taking part please e mail me at katie.attwood@talkbackthames.tv with your embarrasing story! Thanks

[Danger]

Yo i waz walkin with this bum gyal in town.I was feelin good,Then out of no wear i just tripped over her leg flat on my face. that $$$$ waz Embarrassing blud!!

[Danger]

Yo i waz walkin with this bum gyal in town.I was feelin good,Then out of no wear i just tripped over her leg flat on my face. that $$$$ waz Embarrassing blud!!

[GLK]

LOl i have been embarrased bear time infront of girls but notin that bad

[laura_buff]

mines terrible!!!!!!
a pigeon pood on ma hed in front of ber boiz

[Mc_LoSt_BoI]

YA WELL I WAS WI ME GIRL RITE WE WENT TO HERS WE WERE AT IT, N WE ENDED UP DOIN A 69 N JUS AS I CUMMED HER MOM WALKED N, N SHE SAW ME SPUNK ON HER FACE

[Mc_LoSt_BoI]

BIT SICK LOL SOZ

[jay-c]

Originally posted by laura_buff
mines terrible!!!!!!
a pigeon pood on ma hed in front of ber boiz

How come none of you can spell?

[GLK]

mc lost boi wot did ur girls mum do ?????????

[spinderella]

na i was wiv my cuz the other day,an we were struttin past sum neeks from my school.as we were walkin along looking fly,i decided to get tangled up in sum coil of wire that sum unresponsible twat had left on da floor.ne way i stacked it like a fool.then anuva time, i was at a club,dancin away on my own.wen sum boys called me ova, i started walkin their way..therres this long podium thing, an i thought it wud be quicker to go over it than around it. i werent payin attention on were i was goin[2 busy lookin at boys] so, feelin really confident,i carried on walkin,forgettin i was like a metre off the floor.the podium ended,i fell off and sprained my ankle. wen i fink bout it it was jokes bt i was mortified........