Lol what men wish they would be able to think of on the spot

[Bambi Gundes]

This is what men wish they were able to think of on the spot!



Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.



Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet



Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a $$$$ where you go.



Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: That explains the moustache then!



Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilised.

Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse



Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.



Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.

Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.



Man: You're pretty

Woman: Piss off!

Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat $$$$$.

[fuhzeethereturn]

This is from your own experience is it?

nah jokes lol were funny but theres a jokes forum where ure meant to put threads like this so no-one sees them. Dont ask me what the logic is.

[tombob]

hahahah quality, like the last one