OK well... I was thinking...
WHY do you people think that our Lady E is REALLY called Lady E
Lets look at the evidence yes.
Emma has a strange fascination with rabbits (The animal most people hallucinate)
She's always got big eyes with no pupils in all her photos
She looks hot and dehydrated, and is known for her wild partying habits, one instance i recall she told me "yeh and the girls were coming home in a taxi from a night home on the piss, there were 4 of us, me, lady bumper lady blondes and this asian girl with one arm called ta-loola. we were pissed out of our brains and we went past a copper car, ta-loola sed "gwarn emmar get ur baps out girl" so i leant out the window pulled my shirt up and shout "WHAY YEH $$$$IN SLAGS, YA WANNA SOME THIS!?!"
I now think that she has an obsession with mind intoxicating drugs such as ecstasy
Hence the name (lady) E
Or maybe her name is englebert or edwardo
what do you all think?
Personally I think she's called ethal but thought i was real smart for working out where the E came from, hehe



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