Jokes & Cusses

[emilymcd]

your mums so fat she........

makes free willy look like a tic tack.
baths at sea world.
even god couldnt lift her spirits.
cut her leg and bled out gravy.
her belt is the size of the equator.
when on the scales and it said .......to be continued......
got hit by a bus and said who through that rock at me.
even god couldnt lift her sprirts.
has to rent shade.
when she walked infront of the tv i missed 4 episodes of eastenders.

your mums so dumb she......

climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
put a peek hole through the glass door to see what was on the other side.
got hit by a parked car.
got locked in tesco's and starved.
got locked in the toilet and pissed herself.
got locked out with the keys in her pocket.
put lipstick on her forehead and said she is making up her mind.
sits on the sofa and watches the tele.

[djlittleb]

your mums so dumb that when i said get a colour tv she said what colour!


your mums so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved.

[JoshMartin321]

ur mums so old she owes muny 2 jesus

Haha, maybe it was the lameness of the earlier jokes which made this one seem funny, but this actually made me laugh for some reason!

[muse-akk]

Your mum's so poor she can't pay attention!

[deLaceyMusic]

Joke.

[yufinn]

u cant do any thing look at my cuss
r ur lips designer, if they r they must be SuperDry

---------- Post added at 01:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:24 PM ----------

ur so fat kids started to jump on u cuz hey thought u were a bounce castle

[Mayhem]

I'm so poor, immigrants laugh at my wages.
I'm such an idiot, I placed my head in a soil patch upon hearing the phrase face-plant.
I'm so fat, 'they see me rollin' is not a metaphor.
I'm so stupid, I sit on the TV and watch the sofa.

Self deprecation is the way