jokes!!

[in luv wid j]

n e 1 got n e good jokes?

here r a few of my fav's

wot do u call a lesbian dinasour?
lick a lot a puss.

wot do u call a gay dinasour?
mega sore arse.

[MC Yungsta]

knock knock

[indy]

ok oldy here...

what is e.t. short for?

cus he's got small legs!

&

A man went up to a scarecrow and said 'i'm awarding you the nobel peace prize' The s.crpw asked why and he replied 'because ur 'outstanding' in your field.

boo to that one it's funny.

&

What would u think a french shoe maker is called?

Phillipe phillop

[dj raptor]

whos there?

[dj raptor]

what do you do when u see a spaceman?



Park in it man!!!

!

[Jason 13th]

Whats blue and $$$$s grannys?

Hypothermia

[MC Yungsta]

Originally posted by dj raptor
whos there?

i 4got the joke,sorry bro.

heres one.



A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."

[fuh zee]

2 nuns are in a car waiting for da traffik lights to go green when a vampire appears infront of them.
'Oh sister! What are we going to do?' says the younger nun.
'Don't worry, just show him your cross' replied the older nun.
The younger nun winds down the windscreen and yells '$$$$ off you stupid $$$$!'

[Alex @ Shh...]

Q: What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for
Christmas?

A: Cancer.

[dj>sb]

there is a similarity between playing poker & a relationship
if u aint got a queen, u betta have a good hand!