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Do U Kno Jack $$$$t Jack Schitt
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone gives them that quaint American phrase,
'You don't know Jack Schitt.'
This is how to handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and 0. Schitt.
The fertilizer magnate married 0. Schitt, the owner of Knee-Deep Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children, Holie Schitt, The twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.
Noe later married Mr Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' You can correct them.
By Lil Jo (EBS)
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