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    UKMusic.com Gold Member ol dirty c**t's Avatar
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    i bet this gets deleted!

    Roses are dirty
    Violets have fleas
    Peel back my skin
    And lick off my cheese

    Roses are straight
    Violets are twisted
    Bend over love
    You're about to get fisted

    Roses are crap
    Violets are wanky
    Oooh I've just come
    Pass me a hanky

    Roses are stupid
    Violets are silly
    Grease up your flaps
    Cos here comes my w***y

    Roses are awful
    Violets are the pits
    Lift up your shirt
    And show us your tits

    Roses are crap
    Violets are $$$$
    Sit on my face
    And wiggle a bit

    Roses make me laugh
    Violets make me titter
    You're a dirty $$$$$
    And you love it up the sh*tter

    Roses are red
    When in reality
    Sleeping with girls
    Don't beat beastiality

    Roses are red
    But I like Carnations
    You're so crap in bed
    That I f**ked your alsation

    Roses are red
    Violets are finer
    Chickens are fowl
    Just like your vagina

    Roses are red
    It's elementary
    Let's ring up a friend
    And try double entry

    Roses are $$$$
    Violets are crap
    Show me your clit
    And I'll cum in your lap

    Roses are red
    Skidmarks are brown
    Give us a blow job
    And swallow it down

    Roses are groovy
    Violets are funky
    I'm thinking of you
    And spanking my monkey

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    UKMusic.com Gold Member KRYSIZ MC's Avatar
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    A lot of txt messages are about 2 be sent!

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    Still upset that Missc didn't have u over last nite eh ?

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    UKMusic.com Gold Member KRYSIZ MC's Avatar
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    Re: i bet this gets deleted!

    Originally posted by ol dirty c**t
    Roses are dirty
    Violets have fleas
    Peel back my skin
    And lick off my cheese

    I bet U have 2 fight 'em off after that one!

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