How to bath ya cat quickly !

[Oli]

HOW TO BATHE A CAT!

1. THOROUGHLY CLEAR THE TOILET.

2. ADD THE REQUIRED AMOUNT OF SHAMPOO TO THE TOILET WATER, AND HAVE BOTH LIDS LIFTED.

3. OBTAIN THE CAT AND SOOTHE HIM WHILE YOU CARRY HIM TOWARDS THE BATHROOM.

4. IN ONE SMOOTH MOVEMENT, PUT THE CAT IN THE TOILET AND CLOSE BOTH LIDS (YOU MAY NEED TO STAND ON THE LID SO THAT HE CANNOT ESCAPE). CAUTION!! DO NOT GET ANY PART OF YOUR BODY TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE AS HIS PAWS WILL BE REACHING OUT FOR ANYTHING THEY CAN FIND.

5. THE CAT WILL SELF-AGITATE AND MAKE AMPLE SUDS. NEVER MIND THE NOISES THAT COME FROM YOUR TOILET, THE CAT IS ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS.

6. FLUSH THE TOILET THREE OR FOUR TIMES. THIS PROVIDES A "POWER WASH" AND "RINSE" WHICH I HAVE FOUND TO BE QUITE EFFECTIVE.

7. HAVE SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR TO THE OUTSIDE AND ENSURE THAT THERE ARE NO PEOPLE BETWEEN THE TOILET AND THE OUTSIDE DOOR.

8. STAND BEHIND THE TOILET AS FAR AS YOU CAN, AND QUICKLY LIFT BOTH LIDS.

9. THE NOW-CLEAN CAT WILL ROCKET OUT OF THE TOILET, AND RUN OUTSIDE WHERE THE WILL DRY HIMSELF.

SINCERELY,

OLI

[Alex]

Someone phone the RSPCA

[Eclipse]

my cat was far to clever for that $$$$!!!!

no way is it even gettin in the bathroom in my arms!!!

[fuh zee]

I just tried that on my 2 week old baby kitten and for some reason when I opened the toilet lid it was gone! Did I use too much soap or something?


Once on da telly there was dis family who had 2 or 3 cats and once when the woman was about to do the washing it jumped in the washing machine!!! For some reason the woman never noticed the cat was in there until she took the washing out and it emerged from the washing machine STILL ALIVE!!! Maybe I'll try that out on my cat once I find it.