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How I invented Scratching

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19-11-2002, 10:18 AM	#1
Fracture M-o-d-e-r-a-t-o-r-s Pet Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 247	How I invented Scratching Well it was 1983 i was a young whipper snapper and one day me and my Mother "Rap Hoe Dillia" Got in a fight now back then we use to be bad if you listened to classical music and i taken her Records on the old wind up record playa and i said "Mama you be feeding me onions and i say its time for potatos" and i was spinning them records cutting them up when all of a sudden Lady Bigtittys say "Rap Master Bate" being my Rude Name back then until i found out that masterbate with has nothing to do with the name was a real word and didn't meant eating like i was told in school i use to be a fool in school telling everyone i love masterbating on the canteen but me not a fool now. anyways Lady Bigtittys say "Rap Master Bate you bad to the bone and you make me hot making all that racket on them old wind up record playas" She was tranced so i thought i would take it onto the street where me and my homebwoys Rap Master catlicker catliking use to be a word for smoking the old herb but until 1943 when they used cats as a phase for women gentials i will never understand this. but anyways me Rap master bate and Rap master catlicker use to play them records and scratch them up ... until one day ... Rap master bigdingalong the Sickest Mc of them all came to me and Said "Rap Master Bate your busts are ill and what you do to that sinatra album Bwoy ant you bad. You invented Scratching Home bwoy" and thats how i invented Scratching thank you <o~~~

19-11-2002, 10:22 AM	#2
Blakey djblakey.com Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,278	say whattttt?

19-11-2002, 10:28 AM	#3
Fracture M-o-d-e-r-a-t-o-r-s Pet Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 247	What you not feeling me stories i am sorry i am bad just did it as a joke to give you lot something to do and pick at it and jokes and that ... I love Garage Music me messing thats all

19-11-2002, 10:30 AM	#4
Blakey djblakey.com Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,278	na it was just the most random thing ive ever read!

19-11-2002, 10:30 AM	#5
Deejay PR ---hotflushcrew--- Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 309	Say what?

19-11-2002, 10:31 AM	#6
Fracture M-o-d-e-r-a-t-o-r-s Pet Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 247	lol lol

19-11-2002, 10:35 AM	#7
in luv wid j ^^^I made that..tee hee Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 318	well i like ur likkle story lol

19-11-2002, 10:38 AM	#8
Fracture M-o-d-e-r-a-t-o-r-s Pet Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 247	well thank you

19-11-2002, 01:44 PM	#9
KRAZY D aka:John barnes Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,316	your momma must be proud....

19-11-2002, 02:41 PM	#10
Fracture M-o-d-e-r-a-t-o-r-s Pet Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 247	oh right ... she proud of her son she loves me to bits ... hugs and kisses and all that ... Pish!! Noooooooooooooooooooooo! she dont ... think i am too rude for her easy living life lol

19-11-2002, 02:55 PM	#11
XCALIBA V2.0 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 106	say whaat

19-11-2002, 03:12 PM	#12
Fracture M-o-d-e-r-a-t-o-r-s Pet Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 247	What can i say i was bored i think it was slightly only slightly better then "I am Bored" Post i think gave you something to read

19-11-2002, 04:20 PM	#13
Lady_Krispi Morning After Crew Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,157	Can i have some of whatever u're on?

19-11-2002, 05:29 PM	#14
Fracture M-o-d-e-r-a-t-o-r-s Pet Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 247	lol

19-11-2002, 07:53 PM	#15
DJ Mouse Pad Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 24	I invented farting. Back in the 20's me and the lads were sitting feeding the ducks, then I stood up, let my pants drop and the wind blew, I remember it like it was yesterday. Now I fart into a mic and get paid for it. Biggup.

20-11-2002, 09:29 AM	#16
Fracture M-o-d-e-r-a-t-o-r-s Pet Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 247	WoW sounds like a demanding Job there mate ... i mean is it tense i mean my manager says i cant have sex for a week before another scratching season i mean do you have any training to go through

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