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[Fracture]

I was having a Think about something as a little Dare about funny things to say to a police officer this is some i have so far

Policemen ask if i have been drinking for some reason

Policeman: "Sir have you been Drinking at all tonight?"
Fracture: "Do i look like i am driving?"

Policeman: "You have no Tax Disk"
Fracture: "Dam it i knew the person that i stole this car from was an idiot"

Policeman: "Do you know what speed you where going at sir?"
Fracture: "Get a life next you be telling me just because i dont have a liscence that i cant drive"

Policeman: "you have been caught for indecent exposure what do you have to say"
Fracture: "can i suggest the Kodak 54 disposiable cameria there cheap and they have flash should short your exposure problem out"


Policeman: "We are doing random breather Tests at this Cruise but before we do have you drinking anything within 3 hours"
Fracture: "Gosh i tried but last time i ran into a House maybe next time eh!"

this is all i could think of ...
anyone think of anything funny to say to policemen

[Qwest]

lol

[hectic_angel]

lol
kool

[SUPERSTAR SINISTA]

exuse me mate are you a real pig? if so can you sell me some crack?

[hectic_angel]

lol

[SUPERSTAR SINISTA]

wanna buy some punk blad?

i can get you $$$$ loads of t.v's dvd players and ting you intrested?

[hectic_angel]

whos that goin out to