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  1. 23-04-2002 10:07 AM #1
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    Q. What's the difference between an Essex man and an Essex girl?
    A. The Essex girl has a higher sperm count.

    Q. What do Essex girls use for protection during sex?
    A. Bus shelters.

    Q. How does an Essex girl turn the light out after sex?
    A. She shuts the car door.

    Q. How do you make an Essex girl's eyes sparkle?
    A. Shine a torch into her ear.

    Q. Why does an Essex girl wear knickers?
    A. To keep her ankles warm.

    Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board.
    A. Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing
    board.

    Q. How do you know when an Essex girl's had an orgasm?
    A. She drops her bag of chips.

    Q. Why are Essex girls only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
    A. It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.

    Q. Why was the Essex girl so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18
    months?
    A. Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years".

    Q. How do you make an Essex girl laugh on Saturday?
    A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

    Q. Why does an Essex girl drool?
    A. Because she's full.

    Q. What's the difference between a computer and an Essex girl?
    A. You only have to punch information once into a computer.

    Q. What does the label in an Essex girls knickers say?
    A. NEXT!

    Q. Why do Essex girls wear so much hair spray?
    A. So they can catch all the things going over their heads.

    Q. Why do Essex girls wear hoop earrings?
    A. So they'll have someplace to rest their ankles.
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  2. 23-04-2002 10:17 AM #2
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    Does essex mean blond in kent?
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  3. 23-04-2002 10:17 AM #3
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    bare jokes! lol
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  4. 23-04-2002 10:18 AM #4
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    What did the essex girls mum say to her b4 she went out???

    If ur not in bed by 11pm, COME HOME !!!!
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  5. 23-04-2002 10:18 AM #5
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    Very Good Jasy! Yes it does, just call me........ESSEX!!
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  6. 23-04-2002 10:25 AM #6
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    HOW RUDE!!!!!!!
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  7. 23-04-2002 10:29 AM #7
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    mullet
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  8. 23-04-2002 02:28 PM #8
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    lol
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  9. 23-04-2002 03:46 PM #9
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    Whats the difference between a 747 and an Essex girl??

    An Essex girl has a bigger $$$$pit...
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  10. 22-06-2005 09:27 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Lippy
    Q. What's the difference between an Essex man and an Essex girl?
    A. The Essex girl has a higher sperm count.

    Q. What do Essex girls use for protection during sex?
    A. Bus shelters.

    Q. How does an Essex girl turn the light out after sex?
    A. She shuts the car door.

    Q. How do you make an Essex girl's eyes sparkle?
    A. Shine a torch into her ear.

    Q. Why does an Essex girl wear knickers?
    A. To keep her ankles warm.

    Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board.
    A. Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing
    board.

    Q. How do you know when an Essex girl's had an orgasm?
    A. She drops her bag of chips.

    Q. Why are Essex girls only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
    A. It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.

    Q. Why was the Essex girl so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18
    months?
    A. Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years".

    Q. How do you make an Essex girl laugh on Saturday?
    A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

    Q. Why does an Essex girl drool?
    A. Because she's full.

    Q. What's the difference between a computer and an Essex girl?
    A. You only have to punch information once into a computer.

    Q. What does the label in an Essex girls knickers say?
    A. NEXT!

    Q. Why do Essex girls wear so much hair spray?
    A. So they can catch all the things going over their heads.

    Q. Why do Essex girls wear hoop earrings?
    A. So they'll have someplace to rest their ankles.
    lol that was funny. nd its tru believe me.
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  11. 22-06-2005 06:50 PM #11
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    pmsl 2 much jokes
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  12. 04-11-2005 09:55 PM #12
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    i dno wat essex girls u talkin bout but none of the ppl round my endz r anythin lyk suggested in dem jokes
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  13. 07-11-2005 05:49 PM #13
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    in ireland all those jokes are the same for us but every place you have essex we just had blonde...eg.

    Q. What's the difference between an blonde and an ironing board.
    A. Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing
    board.
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  14. 07-11-2005 05:55 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by t-gurl
    in ireland all those jokes are the same for us but every place you have essex we just had blonde...eg.

    Q. What's the difference between an blonde and an ironing board.
    A. Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing
    board.
    You also have Irish jokes

    Two Irishmen walking down the road, one falls down a hole.

    Is it dark down there? His friend shouts.

    I dunno, I can't see!
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  15. 07-11-2005 09:25 PM #15
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    hahahaha dats a gud1...lol
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    Default FAO: Fuzzy Bear

    I heard ur a paedo

    is this true?
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  17. 09-11-2005 07:30 PM #17
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    -confused-
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  18. 09-11-2005 08:14 PM #18
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    hu me?
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  19. 10-11-2005 07:40 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shower_Face
    I heard ur a paedo

    is this true?
    He doesn't post on here anymore.
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  20. 10-11-2005 03:44 PM #20
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    y not...tank god i was like omg i didnt know wot t say wel 1st off im ovisely gona say NOOOO U NUT...and then just go mAdddddddddddd at im hehehe
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