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Dear Deidre,

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    Dear Deidre,

    Dear Deidre,
    >
    > I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My
    > fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but
    > really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding
    > together
    > and invited
    > me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a
    > bit
    > beyond what we had expected it to be.
    >
    > When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to
    > just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I
    > would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have
    > s@x
    > with me.Then she just stood up and
    > walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front
    > door
    > was if I wanted to leave. I stood there
    > for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to
    > deal
    > with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...
    >
    > There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be.
    > He
    > was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a
    > good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he
    > congratulated me on passing their little test.
    >
    > Deidre, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I
    > thought
    > their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?
    >
    > Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the real
    > reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

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    LOL, v.funny!

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    I like that!

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    Oi Lisa check your email.

    Ta.

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    yeh that was heavy still

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    like it .. lol

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    hahaha !! Very funny !

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    ha ha ha!!

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    lol

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