celebrity jokes

[DFL]

right come on people, u got any celebrity jokes.... lol

i jus found one which i thought was funny....

let me kno what u think


A young boy asks his Priest if God is a man or a woman.

The Priest decides to tease the boy and answers that God is both.

The boy then asks if God is black or white. Again the answer is both.

Next question, is God gay or straight. Once more the answer is both.

The boy then asks "Father, is Michael Jackson God??"



come on people post ur jokes

[DC]

[DFL]

right maybe that wasnt funny then... lol atleast im tryin tho lol ill try findin some better ones later and post em up another time

big up

[mc_saber]

lol, that was funny,

Q: ok, whats more dangerous than michael jackson babysitting your kids?
A:Ian Huntly bathing them!

I know, i know....waits for abuse, i know its sick but i thought it was funny

[deep_emotions]

Q: Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?



A: Alta Vista baby.

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One Morning Mr. Bush was going for a jog around the town when he seen
a corner hoe, He yelled out to her $10. She yelled back AS IF!?
The next day Mr. Bush and his wife were going for a jog around town when
they came across the hoe from yesterday. She yelled out to him. "SEE WHAT YOU GET FOR 10 DOLLARS!!!