J.K.

Mis-Teeq's medley set a cringeworthy tone for the whole show! Blazin' Squad were comic genius - the hooded dancers running in like the Salvation Army in a Blue Peter Xmas Special was a real nice touch. I suppose touch isn't the word when it lasted 5 minutes. The skinny singer with the big hair was also sporting a tacky cap from Topman, which was cool of him.

Tim Kash was way out of his depth, and that's putting it nicely - what was Andi Peters thinking?! Maybe they're an item...